The Cream Man

guantanamo-baywatch:

Who the fuck sleeps in the Empire State Building?!

Haha this is great

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

Dinglehorse (feat. Dingleman 3000) - T.R.helL. (The Penalultimate)
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grooveoftheday:


Day 207: T.R.helL. (The Penalultimate)

Day 7! Officially a guest’s week now that I’ve done, but I’m going to give you guys one more because we can’t end it like this. This one is possibly the beginning of a new series?!? T.R.helL., because it’s like Total Request Live but so much worse!

I asked people to submit suggestions for time signatures, keys, instruments, and whatnot, and I was overwhelmed by all three responses (only one of them was Justice)! But I managed to get it all in there. The criteria were as follows:
Joe asked for 6/8 in Dmin at 140bpm, and said I would get bonus points for animal sounds.
Justice said 9/8 in Bbmin, and to use glassy sounds, and said about 130 for tempo.
Travis wanted me to use samples from http://www.sloppyshits.tumblr.com

What I ended up doing was just kinda blurring Justice’s and Joe’s stuff together so really it’s just in D and the Bbmin is non-diatonic but hey). It’s alternating 6 and 9 at 135bpm, and the chords follow their key suggestions. I used breaking glass in the drums and some glock and celeste in there, too. Travis got his wish, as the drums are 60% poo, and then there’s also some sped-up bear mating and parrot sounds!

So that’s that! I chose the name because this is what you should hear always in prison. See you all tomorrow for the last one, this has been really fun and I hope you’ve not hated them as much I’m tired!

Justice Eats Trees - Head (Wilco, Etc.)
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grooveoftheday:

Day 200: Head (Wilco, Etc.)
Hello everyone! Welcome to Groove number 200, and probably one of my personal favorites; this one is a dance-pop nonsense mess with lots of vocals about all the crap that goes on in my head (well, a lot of it at least). I’ve been wanting to do a song with multiple vocal lines at the end ever since I heard "Feeling This" (which is one of the best songs ever written). 
I hope this works out ok- I’m linking this from Soundcloud because Tumblr has a 10 Mb limit. If this doesn’t work out I’ll just reupload it and link the high quality Soundcloud version here:

Hey internet, check out this new groove by my friend Justice.  He runs a blog called groove of the day and makes a song every day before/after he gets home from work and posts it there, I don’t know how he does it when I get home from work I just want to sleep!  This is his 200th groove so it’s a bit of a milestone and I think everyone should check it out (and his other grooves)!  Also all of the track art he makes is awesome!

shinoboobs:

rule #1 of video games: play as the cute girl

parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme

batreaux:

me:image

pocketwarlock:

thecreamman green hair is literally amazing wtf I bet you looked like a cool moss fairy boy or something

haha that is a really good description of what I was going for, this is a picture of how it looked, I don’t have many good pictures from that era but at least I have my one eyed dog stuffed animal still.  I hugged it too hard during college and the eye popped out :x